These are the absolute worst pickup lines to try and use.

  1. I'm drunk.
  2. I'm horny.
  3. I just threw up.
  4. Can I lick your boots?
  5. Come on, you can't get pregnant again.
  6. I think about you when I masturbate.
  7. Do you mind if I'm married?
  8. You're ugly but you intrigue me.
  9. You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
  10. Nice shoes, let's fuck.
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