Dave Chappelle is an American comedian known most notably for his MTV show in which he often did sketches as celebrities and fictional characters. Here are some of those famous quotes.

  1. Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch!
  2. Rick James: "Cocaine's a hell of a drug"
  3. Rick James: Fuck yo couch nigga'! Buy another one you rich muthafucka! Fuck yo' couch nigga! Fuck yo' couch!
  4. Rick James: What did the five fingers say to the face?... SLAP!!! Cold blooded... BANG BANG! I'm Rick James bitch! Everybody! King Kong ain't got shit on me!
  5. Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch! Enjoy yourself.
  6. Rick James: I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best lookin' motherfuckers you ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.
  7. Rick James: You wide-nosed having mother fuckers.
  8. Rick James: Come here, darkness.
  9. Rick James: Brother darknesses! Look everyone darkness is spreading.
  10. Rick James: I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
  11. Rick James: They shoulda never gave you niggas money!
  12. Rick James: It's a celebration, bitches!! Enjoy yourselves!
  13. Tron: "It's great to be alone in the confession room for a minute... NIGGAZ IS WILIN'!"
  14. Tron: "Sell me some juice bitch, I'm thirsty...and a banana cognac, biotch!"
  15. Tron: "Get outta my face nigga! Im making juice!"
  16. Tron: "Hot hand in a dice game baby girl...I'm talking 'bout 6 hours straight, clackity clackity clackity clack!"
  17. Tron: "Now you're looking at the world's richest man and I'm black. Kiss my black ass America! Hahaha!"
  18. Tron: "Yeah, man, America wants to see us live, not work. Look at me America, look how Tron is livin for tha citaaayyyyy"
  19. Tron: "Will I still be able to traffic rocks in the community?"
  20. Tron: "It was torture. Straight torture, son. First he put my nuts on a dresser. It was crazy, just my nuts. Then he banged 'em shits with a spiked bat like, 'Ba-OOOOWW!!' then some guy kept feeding me and feeding me and feeding me. This all took place in the slums of Shoa-Lin. It was the RZA, the GZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Raekwon "Da Chef", U-God, Inspectah Deck and, of course, Method Man."
  21. Wayne Brady: Break yourself FOO!! O SHIT!! Its Wayne Brady Son!! Riverside Mother Fucker!
  22. Wayne Brady: What's this? Mr. Franklin's lonely. What's this 'sorry daddy?' Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?! I'm gonna have to get out of this car and choke a bitch!
  23. Wayne Brady: If you don't smoke this nigga we have a problem.
  24. Wayne Brady: I'm Wayne Brady, Bitch!
  25. Arsenio Hall: This is some good ass cheese!
  26. P. Diddy: All right, you guys ain't working as a team. I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.
  27. P. Diddy: All right, I got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The good news is that I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.
  28. Dave Chappelle: Oh, Sally, it's not what's gotten into me, it's what's gotten into Oprah! My seed, son! Ha ha h aha! I'm *rich*, bitch! Ha ha ha!
  29. Prince : How about you and your friends, versus me.. and the Revolution.
  30. Prince : Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?
  31. Prince : Shoot the J. Shoot it!
  32. Prince : Game...Blouses.
  33. Leonard Washington : Come on, get in the car. (pause) G-G-G-G-G-G-Get yo' ass in the car!
  34. Leonard Washington : G-G-G-G-G-G-Goodbye! If you need money, sell rocks. I heard that's what they do out here. Say hi to your people for me and if they ask about Leonard Washington tell them I got my ass out of here!
  35. Leonard Washington : My name's Leonard Washington. Where I'm from? A little town called None Of Your Goddamn Business.
  36. Leonard Washington : First of all, I think y'better watch your tone son. I'm Leonard Washington. I don't get butt naked for nobody.
  37. Leonard Washington : Boy you are tha' goddamn devil.
  38. Samuel L. Jackson: Good motherfuckin' choice, motherfuckers! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me! Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get you drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigger or two! MMM MMM, bitch!
  39. Samuel L. Jackson : No I can't stop yellin', 'cause that's how I talk! Ain't ya never seen my movies!? Juice, that was a good one. Deep Blue Sea! They ate me! A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME! DRINK, BITCH!
  41. Dylon : I mean come on mon, who are the five greatest rappers of all time? Dylon, Dylon, DYLON, Dylon, and Dylon. Cause I spit hot-FIRE!
  42. Dylon : A sugar cookie mon, this is crazy.
  43. Diddy: If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.