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Greetings Listers!

ListAfterList.com is a site for YOU! (and soon to be a site about YOU – with social networking updates like friends, groups and improved profile pages coming in the near future)

ListAfterList.com is a place to express YOUR opinions, memories and expertise. On any wiki list, all you have to do is click the yellow “Add To This Wiki” button, type in your thoughts, and click the “Add to List” button. Right now, you won’t be able to see who added to a wiki list, but don’t worry, that is also coming in the next phase of our site.

For instance, what is your opinion on cigarettes? The latest statistics revealed that nearly 1 in 4 people in the United States smoke cigarettes, so odds are some of you have a favorite cigarette that isn’t on this list?

Or maybe you prefer being creatively imaginative? Well pretend you are the nation’s most empowered sheriff... who would you throw in jail? (besides Paris Hilton)

I know you all have memories. And I am sure you were all alive in 2001, so where were you when you heard about the terrorist attacks on the world trade center? Or if you are an old fart, where were you when JFK was shot?

I realize you’re not all doctors, but if you are, and you have a funny story, add it to this list of hilarious stories from real doctors. Or share your expert knowledge on cancer.

Greetings Listers!

Summer is finally here! (Well almost, Thursday is the official summer solstice) But man-oh-man is it hot as hell out there. I spent all winter praying for warmer weather, then all spring waiting for the pools to open, and now I am already looking forward to fall. Guess that is just human nature though.

So instead of waiting for the future, let us try and live in the present. (My apologies for the corny cliché)

First things first, how do you stay cool in this unbearable heat? If you have an air conditioner - try this… if it blows something other than cold air or you don’t have one - try this.

By the way, if you don’t have AC, here is an easy step-by-step list of how to build your own MacGyver-style air conditioner.

If that seems like too much work in the sweltering temperatures, dive in a pool. Sick of doggy-paddling and floating on rafts? Play one of these great games. Or take a trip to one of these incredible pools.

Don’t ever forget what Mom said, “No swimming for 30 minutes after you eat!” And the odds are if you are eating, it’ll be something off the grill. So make sure you have all the essentials - and don’t forget to clean it when you’re done, the food is already dirty enough!

Greetings Listers!

Don’t worry! This newsletter will not just jump to a black screen at the end. You won’t think your internet connection went out like you did your TV Sunday night. There will be some sort of conclusion. Promise.

Don’t get me wrong, I respect David Chase’s decision to end the Sopranos like he did. Personally, I even liked his creative choice. But much of the nation didn’t. And their voices have been heard. So what do you think happened at the end of the show? My favorite idea so far is that Tony got whacked just like he said it would, you never see it coming and then it all just goes black. (But maybe you can change my mind)

And incase you need to go back and watch some previous episodes, take this Mobster Dictionary with you!

In any case, James Gandolfini can get out and play some more golf now. And don’t forget the U.S. Open starts Thursday – think Tiger is the best? Think again!

Or maybe Gandolfini prefers the other country club sport, tennis. Speaking of which, did you see Nadal and Henin-Hardenne win their 3^rd consecutive titles at the French Open last weekend?

Tony Soprano may or may not have been like your dad. And maybe you wish he was? But don’t forget about your real dad this Father’s Day! I’m sure he’d like these high tech toys.

Then, if you can’t live without the Sopranos buy yourself the DVDs. Or check out what Gandolfini is planning to do next.

Greetings Listers!

Paris Hilton is officially a resident of the L.A.County jail. She arrived for booking early, following a surprise visit at the MTV movie awards Sunday night. Forget “The Simple Life” – can’t FOX get a TV camera in that jail cell somehow? Guarantee you would be glued to that reality show.

Speaking of blonde-haired mops that soak up the red carpet, did you see the list of things in Anna Nicole’s stomach?

And speaking of jail, have you noticed less spam in your email? The feds arrested one of the world’s top spammers the other day.

Oh, I almost forgot, speaking of women with red carpets – how about Lindsay Lohan? Crazy!

Have you ever experienced a red-headed slut?