Sometimes words have a way of coming together in odd ways to mean just what we want them to say. Here are a few of old saying that are worth repeating

  1. I don't have a dog in this fight
  2. She's so ugly her momma ties porkchops around her neck so the dog will play with her.
  3. A new broom sweeps clean for a while
  4. If you lie with dogs, you are gonna get fleas.
  5. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, well it's too dark to read.
  6. I knew Sally in high school.. She was stronger than new rope
  7. That gal's so fat the only way you are gonna get her to your bedroom is to grease the doors and throw a bunch of Snickers bars on the bed...(BTW stay from between the door and bed)
  8. A tornado and divorce in WVA, someones gonna lose a trailer home.