Most of the time, people are attracted to people with a sense of humor. When drinking at bars and clubs people often feel more apt to using a funny pickup line. These are some the best pickup lines ever used in a bar or club.

  1. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
  2. Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear.
  3. So what haven't you been told tonight?
  4. Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
  5. What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  6. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
  7. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
  8. I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
  9. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
  10. What do you know about this place?
  11. Would you like to lick my cleavage - after i accidentally spilt a drink on a girl?
  12. Do you come here often, would you like to? *while holding genitalia*
  13. Dance?
  14. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  15. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  16. You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.
  17. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
  18. Is your name Gillette? because you're the best a man can get.
  19. Wow, I can't believe that guy had the nerve to hit on you! You shouldn't wste your time on losers like that.....so you wanna ..like get lunch or something?
  20. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  21. Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
  22. Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!
  23. Are you Jamaican? 'Cause ja makin' me crazy.
  24. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
  25. Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
  26. I'm good at math, U+I=69
  27. If beauty was crime, you'd be in for life
  28. I couldn't help but notice I was staring at you
  29. Do I know you? That's a shame. I'd like to.
  30. I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue.
  31. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
  32. You're like a parking ticket. You've got fine written all over you....
  33. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
  34. You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
  35. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
  36. Fat Penguin! …. I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
  37. So what do you do? I'm a lawyer and i'm trained to get you off.
  38. Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?
  39. I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
  40. I'm going outside to make out: care to join me?
  41. Hey beautiful, let's have more babies than we can feed.
  42. My mother told me about boys like you
  43. Would you like to share my knickerbocker glory
  44. My alarm makes the most interesting noise when it goes off in the morning. Would you like to come over and hear it?
  45. Where did you get that (fill in the blank)? I'd like to get one like it.
  46. You tired? You been running through my mind all night!
  47. do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
  48. Do you like blue berries or bananas? I want to know what to get for the pancakes I'll make you in the morning.
  49. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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