These are some the best pickup lines (both funny and serious) to use at party.

  1. Hi. How did you come to be here?
  2. So I was going around checking to see if anyone needed anything.
  3. I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
  4. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
  5. So what haven't you been told tonight?
  6. *Licks finger then touches shirt* - Let's get out of these wet clothes.
  7. Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
  8. Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
  9. How about a game?
  10. Dance?
  11. Wow, I can't believe that guy had the nerve to hit on you! You shouldn't wste your time on losers like you wanna get lunch or something?
  12. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  13. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
  14. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
  15. Weren't you at that party last friday?
  16. Baby, I'm an American Express shouldn't go home without me!
  17. That dress looks really look good on you, it'd look even better at the foot of my bed.
  18. Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
  19. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  20. If beauty was crime, you'd be in for life
  21. I couldn't help but notice I was staring at you
  22. Is that a keg in your ass? 'Cause I'd like to tap that.
  23. Do I know you? That's a shame. I'd like to.
  24. I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue.
  25. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
  26. So what haven't you been told tonight?
  27. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute
  28. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
  29. Fat Penguin! …. I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
  30. I'm going outside to make out: care to join me?
  31. My mother told me about boys like you
  32. Would you like to share my knickerbocker glory
  33. My alarm makes the most interesting noise when it goes off in the morning. Would you like to come over and hear it?
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