These are some of the biggest, baddest television quotes of all time.

  1. "Get me a hacksaw." - Jack Bauer - "24"
  2. "Anybody tries to kill you, you try and kill 'em right back." - Malcolm Reynolds - "Firefly"
  3. "Somebody's carrying a bullet for you right now and doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you." - Malcolm Reynolds - "Firefly"
  4. "You don't know me, son, so let me explain this to you once. If I ever kill you you'll be awake. You'll be facing me. And you'll be armed." - Malcolm Reynolds - "Firefly"
  5. "My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me... suck cock by choice." - Tom Nutall - "Deadwood"
  6. "Welcome to the OC, bitch!" - Luke - "O.C."
  7. "I'm her brother, bitch!" - Derek - "One Tree Hill"
  8. "There are 42 pressure points on the human body which result in death. I will teach you 41. The 42nd I may one day have to use on you!" - Hello Kitty - "Robot Chicken"
  9. "I pity the fool…" - Mr T. - "A-Team"
  10. "If you can't run, you crawl, and when you can't do that...you find someone to carry you." - Tracey & Zoe - "FIREFLY"
  11. "Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. - Al Swearengen - "DEADWOOD"
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