I've started a list of some of the best TV quotes of all time, but there are just too many programs and I'm not even 25. Past or present, I need your help. :-)

  1. "Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one." - Henry Blake - "M*A*S*H"
  2. "Nobody really NEEDS mail." Newman - "Seinfeld"
  3. "Everybody lies." - Dr. Gregory House - "House"
  4. "Do you wanna settle for a spark? Or do you wanna set the world on fire." - Sonny Corinthos - "General Hospital"
  5. "Sometimes all you need is one." - Peyton - "One Tree Hill"
  6. "If there's anything that upsets me, it's having people say I'm sensitive." - Barney - "The Andy Griffith Show"
  7. "Sometimes I look in the mirror and I'm not sure it's me looking back." - Niki - "HEROES"
  8. "The thing people forget is how good it can feel when you finally set secrets free. Whether good or bad, at least they're out in the open. And once your secrets are out in the open, you don't have to hide behind them anymore. The problem with secrets is even when you think you're in control, you're not." - Merideth Grey - "Grey's Anatomy"
  9. "Tastes great! Less filling!" - "Miller Lite beer ad"
  10. "They have a special program for gifted children. They have advanced textbooks and devoted teachers and all sorts of good things they don't wanna waste on normal kids." - Lois - "Malcolm in the Middle"
  11. "Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity." - Mulder - "The X-Files"
  12. "There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." - Commander Adama - "Battlestar Galactica"
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