Bob Newhart (born September 5, 1929 in Oak Park, Illinois) is an American stand-up comedian and actor.
- All I can say about life is: Oh God, enjoy it!
- I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do; and for the people who like country music, denigrate means "put down".
- Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
- This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.