I don't proclaim to be the great humorist, but here are a few one liners I have heard about food, yep, that means they are clean that I am passing on...can you add any?

  1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh
  2. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
  3. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
  4. How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.
  5. I am on a seafood diet, I see food I eat it
  6. What is yellow and goes click click.. A ballpoint banana
  7. What is green and white and hops around? A Frog Sandwich
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