I don't proclaim to be the great humorist, but here are a few one liners I have heard about food, yep, that means they are clean that I am passing on...can you add any?
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh
- Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
- How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.
- I am on a seafood diet, I see food I eat it
- What is yellow and goes click click.. A ballpoint banana
- What is green and white and hops around? A Frog Sandwich