Yes, I am a golf widow...but even I can have a sense of humor when it comes to are a any to share?

  1. Golf is what you play when you're too out of shape to play softball.
  2. What do you call 1,000 golfers lined up on a pebble beach holding hands? Pebble Beach Golf Links.
  3. Why do golfers always carry two pairs of trousers with them ? Just in case they had a hole in one.
  4. The only reason I play golf is to bug my wife. She thinks I'm having fun.
  5. You know it's too wet to play golf when your cart capsizes.
  6. Where can you find 100 doctors all at the same place on any given day? "A golf course!!"
  7. Two golfers are at the first tee: Golfer one: ``Hey, guess what? I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!'' Golfer two: ``Great trade!!!!''
  8. My stockbrocker’s a golf nut. One day he called up and he said, “Guess what? I just broke 80! I said, “I know. I’m one of them.”
  9. Our minister was the best golfer in town. Look at all the practice he’s had in keeping his head down.
  10. My butcher and my golf game have one thing in common. They both have a slice that’s cost me a fortune.
  11. In think my golf game is improving. I haven’t broken 100, but I’m bending the hell out of 110!
  12. It’s easy to tell a real dedicated doctor. He can never understand how a hooker can be happy.
  13. He claims it’s no sin to play golf on Sunday. But the way he plays, it’s a crime.
  14. The prospective bride rushed up to the prospective groom on the first tee. The groom looked at her bridal finery and said, “I told you-only if it rained.”
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