These are some of the funniest movie quotes in the history of film. Know any that aren't listed?

  1. Ma! Meatloaf! - Wedding Crashers
  2. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - French Soldier in "Monty Python and The Holy Grail"
  3. No one makes me bleed my own blood. - Ben Stiller's character in "Dodge Ball"
  4. He died...He died in a bizarre gardening accident. - Christopher Guest in "This is Spinal Tap"
  5. I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman". - Bob Slydell in "Office Space"
  6. Aren't you a little short to be a storm trooper? - Princess Leia in "Star Wars: A New Hope"
  7. Honey, I shrunk the kids! - "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids!"
  8. It's just a flesh wound. - the Black Knight in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
  9. You are a smelly pirate hooker. - Ron Burgundy in "Anchorman"
  10. You shut your mouth when you're talking to me. - Mrs. Kroeger in "Wedding Crashers"
  11. Oh, come on. Everybody likes their own brand! - Austin Powers in "Goldmember"
  12. Holy Schnikies. - Tommy Callahan in "Tommy Boy"
  13. She's gone! Oh my God! She used me. I was used. <grins> I was used! Cool! - Jim Levensteen in "American Pie"
  14. What fresh gay hell is this? - Patrick Swayze as Vida Boeme in "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar"
  15. Bueller… Bueller... Bueller... - Mr. Ricketts in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
  16. Give him a break, he's been mostly dead all day. - Fezzig in "The Princess Bride"
  17. Is that your boulder? That's a nice boulder. - Donkey from "Shrek"
  18. I'm in a glass case of emotion! - Ron Burgandy in "Anchorman"
  19. Welcome to Thunderdome... b*tch. - Floyd in "Waiting"
  20. True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... - Mitch in "Old School"
  21. This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. -Carl Spackler in "Caddyshack"
  22. ...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. - Mr. Garrison in "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut"
  23. Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration don't fail me now. - Elwood in "The Blues Brothers"
  24. Surely you can't be serious… I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.- Striker and Rumack in "Airplane"
  25. One man's compost is another man's potpourri. - Grinch in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"
  26. If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something? - Scott in "Austin Powers"
  27. Our government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions! - Canadian Gov't Representative in "South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut"
  28. She's magically babe-licious. - Garth Algar in "Wayne's World"
  29. She tested very high on the strokibility scale. - Wayne Campbell in "Wayne's World"
  30. Hey fucko! We like to call it inter-species erotica. - Sexy Stud in "Clerks 2"
  31. "What Knockers" - Gene Wilder as Dr. Frederick Frankenstein in "Young Frankenstein"
  32. Let's have a bachelor party! With chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and boose! - Rudy in "Bachelor Party"
  33. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through college.--Dean Wormer in "Animal House"
  34. Keep your ho on a leash! - Andy in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"
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