These are some famous quotes from the movie "Fight Club" which was originally a book.

  1. "People are always asking, did I know about Tyler Durden?" (book)
  2. "People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden." (movie)
  3. "Pounding that kid, I really wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every endangered panda that wouldn't screw to save its species and every whale or dolphin that gave up and ran itself aground." (book)
  4. "I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke. I wanted to destroy something beautiful." (movie)
  5. "After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. You could deal with anything."
  6. "A guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood."
  7. "If you woke up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?"
  8. "With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."
  9. "I know this because Tyler knows this."
  10. "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
  11. "Marla was like that cut on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could stop tonguing it, but you can't."
  12. "If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla."
  13. "For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy."
  14. "How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food."
  15. "You met me at a very strange time in my life."
  16. "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
  17. "Love & life belongs to great risk."
  18. "You know me in a weird moment of my life".
  19. "Loosing all hope was freedom."
  20. "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
  21. "How much can you possibly know about yourself if you've never been in a fight? I don't want to die without any scars."
  22. "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
  23. "You know, man, it could be worse: a woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car."
  24. "Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is? Is it essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No."
  25. "I say: Evolve and let the chips fall where they may."
  26. "The things you own, end up owning you."
  27. "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
  28. "Self-improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction...."
  29. "The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells 'stop', goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."
  30. "Even the Mona Lisa's falling apart."
  31. "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
  32. "Forget her, she's a predator posing as a house pet."
  33. "Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers failed, what does that tell you about God?"
  34. "You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."
  35. "Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see us squandering it. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
  36. "All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."
  37. "Little by little you're letting yourself become Tyler Durden."
  38. "In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway."
  39. "Hi. You're going to call off your rigorous investigation. You're going to publically state that there is no underground group. Or... these guys are going to take your balls. And send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times press release style. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we drive your ambulances. We connect your calls, we guard you while you sleep. Do NOT fuck with us."
  40. "Alright Raymond K. Hessle, I now know where you live, and if you are not on you way to becoming a vetrenarian in six weeks I am going to kill you."
  41. "Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessle's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever had."
  42. "Listen up maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
  43. "Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing."
  44. "WHOA! WHOA! OK, you are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!"
  45. "This isn't a 'for real' suicide thing. This is probably one of those 'cry for help' things."
  46. "I want to have your abortion." (book)
  47. "My God... I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." (movie)
  48. "It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day. Then, tossed it... like a Christmas tree. So special, then bam;it's on the side of the road, tinsel still clinging to it, like a sex crime victim, underwear inside out, bound with electrical tape."
  49. "Technically, I have more of a right to be there than you; you still have your balls."
  50. "A condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night. Then, you throw it away... the condom, I mean, not the stranger."
  51. "You're gonna have to keep me up all night..."
  52. "You're the worst thing that ever happened to me"
  53. "His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson."
  54. "The First Rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions. The Second Rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions. The Third Rule of Project Mayhem is that in Project Mayhem there are no excuses. The Fourth Rule of Project Mayhem is that you cannot lie. The Fifth Rule of Project Mayhem is you have to trust Tyler."
  55. "You said you'd definitely say that."
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