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I'm Sorry Officer - Excuses to Avoid a Ticket
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Tags: police, tickets, speeding tickets, speeding, excuses
Here are some lines that have worked for others, hopefully they will work for you!
| | Tell him you are on your way to a choral concert and you can't miss the opening |
| | quickly stab yourself in the arm with a pen and say you are on the way to the hospital |
| | Tell him your cat is waiting at the emergency lab and you were just told they had to operate and you should get there if you want to hold her paw (or possibly say goodbye!) |
| | Tell him you have to pick up your twins at preschool, you are charged twenty dollars an hour if you are late and your boss kept you for another late meeting without pay! |
| | start sobbing profusely saying your mom just called saying your dog died |
| | Mention your dad (uncle, borther, etc.) is a cop - different city of course! |
| | Make the officer laugh in the first minute. |
| | Say your wife is in labor (you better have a wedding ring on to pull this one off!) |
| | Tell him you were trying to change lanes and get ahead of the car in the lane next to you who speeded up deliberately as you moved over (extremely common)! |
| | I need to pick up my medications |
| | Spill water on your crotch area and tell the cop you wet your pants and were trying to get to a restroom or home to change. |
| | Cry (girls) |
| | Act sick |
| | You have to pick up the kids at the pool |
| | You can't afford it (depending on the car you drive!) |
| | On my way to my wedding |
| | I'm taking my child to the hospital |
| | The gas pedal stuck |
| | Say you are a minister on the way to a funeral. |
| | Tell him you just hit an animal that ran out into the road and it upset you so you were trying to get somewhere to tell someone to go take care of it. |
| | Act confused and ask for help finding something in the area. |
| | Show cleavage |
| | Say that you're on your way to the hospital because someone is dying |
| | Tell them you were going somewhere important and were late. |
| | Tell them you are from out of town. |
| | Keep a picture of a police officer in your wallet dressed in his uniform so if you get pulled over and have to show your license the cop will see the picture of the cop in your wallet. Tell him how much you love this person in your wallet. He will most definitely let you off! (It truly works). |
| | Tell them your speedometer must be off. |
| | someone behind you following too closely behind, had to accelerate to try to get good distance between you |
| | I am about to wet myself/I need to use the bathroom BAD. |
| | Tell him your gas pedal was stuck...it works...my husband was speeding and pulled over to the side of the road, popped the hood of the car, got out and went and started looking at the engine. The cop stopped behind us and my husband reassured him that it looked like everything was OK! |
| | If I am late for work I am going to be fired. |
| | My contact was slipping out of my eye, I was hurrying to find a safe place to stop and fix it. |
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so funny!!! i LOVED IT
Comment by: Sam I know many inportant thing from this list.
Comment by: mam_mita007 LOL! I think I have used a few of these before didn't work.
Comment by: gtech808
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