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Top 10 Reasons Farm Tractors Aren't Stolen  
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1.	It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you
2.	Who wants to steal a TRACTOR that needs a year's worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in body work, tail-lights and windshield?
3.	Top speed is approximately 25 Kph.
4.	The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren't cracked and covered with duct tape.
5.	They're too easy to spot. The description might go something like this: The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc.
6.	The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.
7.	It takes too long to start, and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.
8.	It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.
9.	Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.
10.	They have about 20 miles before they overheat, breakdown or run out of gas.

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