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Top 10 Reasons Farm Tractors Aren't Stolen
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| 1. | It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you |
| 2. | Who wants to steal a TRACTOR that needs a year's worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in body work, tail-lights and windshield? |
| 3. | Top speed is approximately 25 Kph. |
| 4. | The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren't cracked and covered with duct tape. |
| 5. | They're too easy to spot. The description might go something like this: The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc. |
| 6. | The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean. |
| 7. | It takes too long to start, and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision. |
| 8. | It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab. |
| 9. | Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out. |
| 10. | They have about 20 miles before they overheat, breakdown or run out of gas. |
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