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15 Things Not To Say When Getting Pulled Over
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Tags: traffic, ticket, pulled over, cops, police, LOL, amusing, funny
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| 1. | What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway? |
| 2. | So thats what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone means. |
| 3. | How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. |
| 4. | Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen? |
| 5. | Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! |
| 6. | You’ll never get those cuffs on me... You Homo! |
| 7. | On the way to the station let’s get a six pack, oh don’t forget the cig’s. |
| 8. | I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men! |
| 9. | But officer, I’ve got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different states! Pick one. |
| 10. | Back off, Barney, I’ve got a piece. |
| 11. | No, I don’t know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110mph. |
| 12. | No, offi, offic, lucifer... I’m not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog. |
| 13. | If I bend over, will I still get a ticket? |
| 14. | I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special! |
| 15. | No, you assume the position. |
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Haha! This was great. Thanks, I got some good laughs. ^^
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