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You Know You are Stoned When...  
AMUSING 

Tags: stoned, drugs, marijuana, weed, baked, high, amusing, LOL, funny

You know you are baked out of your mind when...

	when your looking for something for a long time and then realize it's in your fucking hand.
	When you try to take the lid off something and it turns out there is no lid
	When your about to have another bowl in your room but hear the smallest of noises and hide your shit and run back to bed
	When you ask your mom two times in a row:hey what's for dinner?
	When you start saying stuff like "I woke and boke".
	When you light a gravity bong then push it back down in the result of bud flying all over the place..
	You're watching a movie and you can only remember the last few words, not allowing you to understand ANYTHING.
	You know you're stoned when you wake up the next morning finding 3 bags of chips on the ground, a box of oreos eaten, and a 2 liter stuck in your hands.
	you go to pour yourself a glass of milk, put the glass back in the fridge, then take the carton back to the room.
	When you jack off 6 times in one night, v. never smoked b4.
	when you go to ur kitchen and forget why you went there..
	When you throw a match down the sink and turn the tap on to put it out, after 7 minutes smoke hasnt stopped coming out of the drain until you notice that the tap was on hot.

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