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You Know You are Stoned When...
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Tags: stoned, drugs, marijuana, weed, baked, high, amusing, LOL, funny
You know you are baked out of your mind when...
| | when your looking for something for a long time and then realize it's in your fucking hand. |
| | When you try to take the lid off something and it turns out there is no lid |
| | When your about to have another bowl in your room but hear the smallest of noises and hide your shit and run back to bed |
| | When you ask your mom two times in a row:hey what's for dinner? |
| | When you start saying stuff like "I woke and boke". |
| | When you light a gravity bong then push it back down in the result of bud flying all over the place.. |
| | You're watching a movie and you can only remember the last few words, not allowing you to understand ANYTHING. |
| | You know you're stoned when you wake up the next morning finding 3 bags of chips on the ground, a box of oreos eaten, and a 2 liter stuck in your hands. |
| | you go to pour yourself a glass of milk, put the glass back in the fridge, then take the carton back to the room. |
| | When you jack off 6 times in one night, v. never smoked b4. |
| | when you go to ur kitchen and forget why you went there.. |
| | When you throw a match down the sink and turn the tap on to put it out, after 7 minutes smoke hasnt stopped coming out of the drain until you notice that the tap was on hot. |
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