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The Top 16 Signs Your Teacher Is a Porn Star
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A teacher in Italy was suspended because she moonlighted
as a porn star. Anna Ciriani, who calls herself "Madameweb"
in hard-core Internet videos and at erotic shows,
was deemed "not compatible with educational activity."
| | 16. She starts class every single day by whipping off her glasses, shaking her hair out of a bun, and bursting the top button on her blouse. |
| | 15.Naughty, disruptive students have to stay after and clap chalkboard erasers -- on her bare ass. |
| | 14. She refers to your final exam as "the money shot." |
| | 13. Kids no longer have to make textbook covers out of brown paper bags. The publisher does it for them. |
| | 12. Your dad suddenly starts attending parent-teacher conferences. |
| | 11. During story time, the bunny always dies. |
| | 10. The entire school orchestra consists of 30 guitars with wah-wah pedals. |
| | 9. Her assistant, Miss Phluffer, is always handing her a fresh pointer. |
| | 8. Assigned reading list includes "A Sale of Two Titties" and "A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream." |
| | 7. Her social studies lesson on Triangular Trade involves real rum and molasses, and has been downloaded over 6 million times on YouTube. |
| | 6. *No one* falls asleep during her audio-visual presentations. |
| | 5. "Walk up to the board and solve for y. Nobody? How about 2+2. No? Can ANYBODY walk up to the board?" |
| | 4. "Today's economics lesson will focus on principle of Opportunity Cost as applied to the charges incurred by pool cleaners, gardeners and pizza delivery boys." |
| | 3. Standing room only at her cafeteria table on "corn dog and kielbasa day." |
| | 2. He smirks derisively at the output of the volcano you made for your science project. |
| | and the Number 1 Sign Your Teacher Is a Porn Star... |
| | 1. The good news: She shows up wearing nothing but a see-through teddy and carrying a Kama Sutra book. The bad news: You're home-schooled. |
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