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Seinfeld's Covenant of the Keys
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Covenant of the Keys - when a neighbor is entrusted with a set of keys in case one gets locked out of their apartment. The covenant provides the following:
| 1. | thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator |
| 2. | thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken) |
| 3. | thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date |
| 4. | if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments |
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