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Top Reasons to Carry a Book With You Everywhere You Go!
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Tags: books, reading, funny
You were the kid sitting on the side of the playground at recess with your nose in a book...or maybe you weren't. But there is something to be said for having a book with you at all times--and this is it.
| | A book can help you use spare moments to learn something worthwhile. What is the tipping point? How can you tell if your neighbor is a multimillionaire? And why *do* men have nipples? |
| | Extreme commute on public transit? A good book can help you while away the time. (The key here is the word "good". There's nothing worse than being stuck on an hour bus ride with a mystery that you suddenly realize you've already read). |
| | You can carry a book with a catchy title to help you attract a potential mate (e.g., "Further Advanced Oral Techniques for the Adventurous Soul") |
| | A book can come in hand if you find yourself in the emergency room on a Saturday night. |
| | A book provides armor for waiting in a public place. Your friend doesn't show up? Who needs friends when you've got "The Dhammapada" open in front of you, just advertising your lack of attachment to silly things like social relationships. |
| | A book can save your life -- a thick enough book can literally stop a bullet. Ok. A very thick book and a very slow bullet. But still. |
| | Suppose you've left your ninja throwing stars at home. A book can be a handy alternative. |
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lol. It's definitely a great time waster when you're taking public transit. On top of that, you get to learn something new.
Comment by: nparadocks Cute list! But Hey! It's ok to be caught in public transit with a book that you have already read as long as it still falls in the Good Book Category.
Comment by: Majgie
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