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Best Ways to Steal an Election in America  
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Tags: politics, election, fraud, bush, republican, democrat, rove, cheney

Over the last 8 years, I've learned a lot about how to steal a national election in the United States. Here are my tips for any would-be presidents.

	Make sure that you brother is the governor of at least one large state.
	Don't let black people vote.
	Make sure that your running mate has a vested interest in the company that creates the voting machines.
	Stop counting the votes when you're ahead.
	When in doubt, ignore the will of the people and let the supreme court appoint you.

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