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Tags: Newman, Seinfeld, Wayne Knight, funny, Seinfeld, US, Postal Service

Newman, the neighbor postman from the TV show "Seinfeld," makes several other outlandish claims about the U.S. Postal Service including:

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  • ZIP codes are meaningless
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  • No mail carrier has successfully delivered more than 50% of their mail (comparing such a feat to the three-minute mile)
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  • "When you control the mail, you control information!" ("The Lip Reader").
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  • Post office workers go on killing sprees because the mail never stops ("The more you get out the more you get in") while talking about David Berkowitz.

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    Newman is hysterical!
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