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A Canine's Letters to God
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TO: GOD - FROM: THE DOG
| | Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? |
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| | Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? |
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| | Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"? |
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| | Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? |
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| | Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? |
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| | Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. |
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| | Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? |
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| | Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog. |
| | Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back? |
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