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A Dog's Top 10 Reminder's on How to Be a Good Dog
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Dear God, let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.
| 1. | I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. |
| 2. | I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. |
| 3. | The Litter Box is not a cookie jar. |
| 4. | The sofa is not a 'face towel'. |
| 5. | The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. |
| 6. | I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. |
| 7. | Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello". |
| 8. | I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table . |
| 9. | I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after. |
| 10. | I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. |
| 11. | I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. |
| 12. | The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. |
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