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Reasons Why a Woman Won't Date You
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Tags: dating for men, dating, relationships
A woman can say a thousand things without saying anything at all, which can make it hard to understand why she never returns your calls. Here are a few reasons why that might be.
| | Appearance - Run a comb through your hair and wax the back of your neck if necessary. |
| | Baggage - If you have 2 kids hanging off your legs or can't stop talking about your ex of 4 years, she's gonna run away. |
| | Career - You may be too into your job and not have time for her; or she might just think you're a bum. |
| | Family - If your mom would tell her she has good birthing hips the first time they meet...don't let them meet. |
| | "Cling" Factor - Calling her every 45 minutes is excessive, regardless of whatever is going through your mind. |
| | "Creepy" Factor - Those cheesy pickup lines like, "That shirt would look great crumpled up on my floor" are more than cheesy. They're frightening. |
| | Hygiene - There is some truth to a natural "male scent" being attractive, but only in limited quantities. Bathe regularly and efficiently, brush your teeth every day, and try a spritz of cologne on occassion. |
| | Social Skills - Let's face it: some people are just socially inept. If you can't look a woman in the eyes when you speak to her, get some therapy before you try dating. |
| | Femininity - If your favorite store is Linens 'N Things and you know more about floral arrangements than she does, you might want to reevaluate your sexuality. |
| | Emotional Damage - Everyone has issues, but if the sight of a father playing with his son sends you into a sobbing fit, you'll probably find yourself alone. |
| | Sleep - you can't. You wake up at 4:30 am and need a nap by 10 am. Trust me, she's not ready to see you snoring in the recliner before noon. |
| | Cooking - your idea of dinner is having her re-heat the leftover meatloaf and make you a sandwich with ketchup and pickles. On white bread. Yuk. |
| | Socks - you expect to find yours all matched up in the drawer, color co-ordinated. Black, brown and navy for dress, white crews for sport. Yeh, that'll be the day... |
| | Dinner - you ask her what she's hungry for and she says "reservations". You laugh out loud. She doesn't find it funny. Big mistake. |
| | Work - you're moonlighting at Walmart as a greeter because retirement is a bit of a stretch. Oh, so NOT sexy!! |
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