| | "Giddyup" |
| | "I'm useless Jerry!" |
| | "Yoyoma" |
| | "Wrong Mujumbo" |
| | "I'm Kramer" |
| | "I'm like ice baby.... when I don't like you, you've got trouble!" |
| | "You're on cowboy!" (This was on the episode when Kramer was betting on flights at the airport.) |
| | "Hey Buddy" |
| | "You're Sick" |
| | "Kenny never hurt anybody" |
| | When told the cadillac he was driving had the Northstar system he replied; "I don't use it." |
| | "am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!" |
| | "But what am I gonna do for fruit?" |
| | "I'm out!" |
| | "My boys need a house!" |
| | "Look away, I'm hideous!" |
| | "Kramer (Referring to the activities of his video bootlegging friend): "It's a legitimate business." |
| | Jerry: "It's not legitimate!" |
| | Kramer: "It's a business." |
| | "Right now there are six-hundred Titleists that I got at the driving range in the trunk of my car. Why don't we drive out to Rock-a-Way and hit them [very over excited] into the ocean?! Now picture this: We find a nice sweet spot between the dunes, we take out our drivers, we tee up and [makes a golf stroke], that ball goes sailing up into the sky holds there for a moment and then . . . gueeleep!" |
| | "I'm gonna surround myself with wood! Wood Jerry! Wood!" |
| | "Job? I've never had a job," he *muses.* |
| | "I coulda been a millionaire, Jerry! I coulda been a FRAGRANCE millionaire!" |
| | "My boys need a home Jerry!" (Referring to his lost underpants) |
| | "Ya, ya." |
| | "I am Cosmo Kramer the Assman" |
| | "mamcita" |
| | "Sweet justice!" |
| | "lets go" |
| | "Yo digity dog!" |
| | "I'm out there, Jerry" |
| | "These pretzels are making me thirsty" |
| | "I'm a man among boys" |
| | "I'm out there, Jerry...I'm really out there!" |
| | "Hoochie Mama!" |
| | "Ho Chee Mama" |
| | "He's rippen me off!" |
| | "She's got the jimmy legs!" |
| | "My boys can swim!" |
| | "Kenny?" Kenny?" |
| | "why don't you just tell me the movie you want to see?" |
| | Jerry: "Cockfighting? Thats illegal!" |
| | Kramer: "Only in America." |
| | "Yippie Yi Yeah" |
| | "I got the jimmy arm!" |
| | "I'm not a pimp!" |
| | "I'm dangerous Jerry!"(when kramer has the lure of the animals) |
| | "Serenity Now!" |
| | "She needs a little Kramer." Jerry: "She'll need a little penicillen." |
| | "TCB Jerry,yup I'm taking care of business" |
| | "yo mama foo" |
| | "I'm afraid of the Clowns!" |
| | "That's not dancing Elaine, You suck!!!" |
| | "Please Jerry, I need that chicken!" |
| | "Jerry, they are not midgets, they are little people!" |
| | "Look at me, am I beautiful?" |
| | "They're very refreshing!" |
| | "Jerry, I know myself. When I'm out there, and it starts to go down, I'm not gonna back down 'til it's over." |
| | Kramer to George when George gets women's glasses: "May I have one of those, madam?" |
| | "Ooch, it's like a sauna in here" (when he's in the sauna) |
| | "it looked like milk Jerry" |
| | When they found out his name was Cosmo, he replied " all right the cat is meeoooow out of the bag" |
| | "I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Ass Man" |
| | "YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT BUDDY" |
| | "i'm going through this stuff like water"(while he's drinking water) |
| | "my rods and cones are all screwed up!" |
| | "I'm burned out, Jerry... burned out!" |
| | "Stick a fork in me Jerry!, I'm done!!" |
| | "Eveningware, swimsuit, talent, POISE!!!" |
| | "My little Jerry" |
| | "God!...help us!" |
| | "MY FACE IS MY LIVELYHOOD" |
| | "beef o' reno" |
| | "I'm so keen o' - on Beef 'o Reno - what a delicious cuisine o’ - Fit for king and queen o’ - Yeah, eat up - I’ve 34 more cans. " |
| | "Without rules, Jerry, there's chaos." |
| | "Wo, Wo Gingga" |
| | "its no picnic !!" |
| | "yah" |
| | "Kavorka" |
| | "Ah c'mon, help a brother out". Trying to get Jerry to bring back some cubans from Florida |
| | "Once those gorillas accept you...you've got it made in the shade..ccc" |
| | "I'm in love with Shaun Cordier" |
| | "are you still afraid of clowns? ya.." |
| | "Bad chicken... mess you up" |
| | "LETS GO" |
| | "It's was like a flabby-armed spanking machine" Kramer complaining to Jerry , referring to the geriatrics in the pool while trying to swim laps. |
| | "I am telling you Jerry I saw a half-man, half pig!!!" |
| | "I'm looking right at you, big daddy" |
| | "You blew it , boy!!!!" |
| | "Oh, I'm the real deal" when asked about his golf game. |
| | "sweet Maria" |
| | "It's not illegal" It's against the law, Jerry replies. "Well yeah." . Trying to convince Jerry to get illegal cable installed. |
| | "My boys need a house." |
| | "Understudies, now they're a shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world." |
| | "I'M GONNA DROP DEAD!!" |
| | "When they pull out that needle, I let the expletives fly!" |
| | Jerry says, "You look like a pirate." Kramer says,"I want to be a pirate" |
| | (referring to George) "He's a sweet kid" |
| | "Yeah...I'm Batman" to George- talking about driving bus |
| | "Poor little Pinkus" |
| | "I STINK!!!" (When admitted that he stinks in golf) |
| | "It's pernounced thermometer " |
| | "Poor Lily" - refering to Susan after she died |
| | "Pam. Pam. Paaammmm." (talking to Jerry about Jerry's girlfriend, who Jerry doesn't like, but Kramer does.) |
| | "Not Bloody Likely!" (in bad English accent) |
| | "I've got to get my core temperature up" (after sleeping in the hot tub with the broken heater) |
| | "I'm out there, Jerry.... and I'm lovin' every minute of it." (I know you have part of this already, but I think this is how it went) |
| | *Pop* |
| | Watch out, boy! |
| | "Oh, I get by!" |
| | "You better get to work" |
| | "See you don't know how to act" |
| | "it's fusilli Jerry" |
| | "Stick a fork in me, I'm done" |
| | "saddle up and ride" |
| | "I sold him my clothes Jerry" |
| | "Oh, I've gotta big problem Jerry!(addicted to Kenny's chicken)" |
| | "they kept ringing the bell!!" |
| | "You're a raaaaaaging anti-dendite!!! " |
| | (To Darren, the intern) "Oh, that's Jerry. Don't worry about him." |
| | "I like to stop at the duty free shop" |
| | "I like to help the humans." (after Jerry accuses him of being a Pod) |
| | "I punched Mickey Mantke!" |
| | "Mother nature is a MAD scientist" |
| | "Just because big Jerry is a has been doesn't make little Jerry a never was" "It's a write off Jerry, they just write it off." Jerry,"Do you even know what that means." Kramer,"Well no, but that's what they do." Jerry,"I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back" |
| | Ohhhh Mama! |
| | To Jerry "Would you like a Junior Mint?" |
| | "Ohhh Yyyyyyyeeahhhh" |
| | "He gives me the stink eye! So I give him the crook eye!" |
| | "Now I'm drivin the bus" |
| | "Then I scream out...I'm hit!!" (magic lugie episode) |
| | "Can't you to see you're in love with eachother?" Talking to Jerry and Elaine |
| | "karate~" |
| | "I'm losing it Jerry" |
| | "Up here, I'm already there!(When Kramer goes to California)" |
| | "Do you have any cafe latays" |
| | "oh I am Kramer" Referring to fake kramer on pilot |
| | "That television you watch, the sake you drink, even that kinono you wear... where do you think all your dollars are going, Jerry? That's right!.. the Japanese." |
| | "Now do you reeaally wanna have fun or are you just saying you wanna have fun?" |
| | "Well... this is some 'risky business'!" (while girl kisses his neck) |
| | "Oh I've been known to drink a beer or two. 'Course I've been known to do a lot more than that!" |
| | (to coke addict at bar) "Oh I'm hip... to the whole scene man!" |
| | "When you're on my set... you clean it up, mister!" |
| | "That's Kooky Talk!!" |
| | "You stupid, stubborn , silly man" |
| | "my guys are flowing jerry." |
| | "He's a resonible man Jerry, bu he's insane!" |
| | "Ahh come on Jerry I'm begg'n ya!" |
| | "Botros, Botros, Gally !" |
| | "it's Macaroni Middler" |