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Christopher "Big Black" Boykin Quotes
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Christopher Boykin (born January 26, 1972) is a professional bodyguard but is best known for his role on MTV's television show Rob & Big which follows him and his co-host/best friend Rob Dyrdek. Boykin is a U.S. Navy veteran, where he was a chef. These are some of the funniest things he's ever said:
| | "whatcha momma say STOMP, whatcha papa say STOMP" |
| | 22's son, 22's |
| | "It's Hot In The Streets" |
| | "Poser" |
| | "Stripping is like ridin' a bike...." |
| | "When was the last time you skated?" |
| | "Why are You trying to catch me riding dirty, copper" |
| | (To Meaty) What's up with your hole, man? Talk to me, dog. |
| | [Rob] looks like a fish out of water right now... looks like a guppy. |
| | Boy gotta turn duck and roll to get out the couch. |
| | Did I fart? Yes I did. |
| | Do work |
| | Do Work son |
| | Drama, I am going to need you to blowdry my crotch. |
| | Dude he gets fanned on pretty much a lot. (about Meaty) |
| | Dude, I'm saying no mud around my weiner. |
| | Fat man's funk... smells like rump. |
| | Hell yeah, drop dat turtle baby! |
| | His nuts is shot... Dude, check your nuts. |
| | I am gonna break a little wind... alright... rip on. |
| | I don't know. What are you talking about? |
| | I guess to get those doo-doo's out. |
| | I need a 6X shirt with rhinestones on it. |
| | I'm the bodyguard. |
| | Its like they're all pop and country... we're hip-hop. |
| | Let a bum live the "Street Dreams"... that's all he's got. |
| | My name is Clarkston the 3rd... I'm a philanthropist. |
| | Nah, we give to them all the time. ... ...Old folks. |
| | Not since I was 13. |
| | Oh no... I'm a male stripper... I got moves. |
| | See what I told you... old people aren't as scary as you'd think. |
| | Skid rizzie ain't no joke |
| | Smell like doo-doo in here? |
| | That's what happens when you put your faith in wallpaper. |
| | Thats alright man. We gotta do what we gotta do to get a champion in this house. |
| | There's one population of people we haven't given back to yet. |
| | There's some good girls on the Space right now. |
| | These chairs right here, not massive ass certified.... Boy coming in hot with some ass power... look at this.... thats half a cheek on there |
| | We've got to come in hot. |
| | When your body is tired... exercise your mind. |
| | You kick me... I'm kicking your ass! Damn PETA |
| | You're getting treatment through some wallpaper? |
| | Put ya ham on him son......put ham on him. |
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