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Robert "Rob" Dyrdek (born June 28, 1974) is an American professional skateboarder and star of his own reality TV series entitled Rob and Big with his personal bodyguard Chris "Big Black" Boykin. He currently resides in Hollywood, California. These are some of the funniest things he's ever said:

	"Did someone poop in the pool?"
	"I don't recognize this dude"
	"I'm going to ollie a gator!"
	"I found out that a person who studies turtles is a herpetologist... so maybe we go talk to the Herpy...."
	"We're a world record setting team! World record hug."
	(Points to Meaty) And you're the puppy.
	And I want to kickflip an alligator
	Did you fart?
	Dude lets get to Vegas, I got bottles, I got a table, I got money to lose.
	Dude, Elmo's kind of hood.
	Everything I smell smells like doo-doo.
	Have you ever seen a man this large catch some air?
	He just blew his nuts out.
	Hey can you grab my board? I am about to break a world record.
	I caught fart in the air. Did you fart?
	I hate the word "two dollars"... there's a reason there's no two-dollar bill
	I know this horse is just gonna dump. We are going to have to make a stop every 20 minutes do to this horse dung,
	I need the life version of IcyHot
	I'll see you next week and I promise we are going to have the fastest turtle in the history of turtles.
	I'm a puke quesadilla right now.
	I'm the skater in the family.
	If you got tattoos above your vagina, your dirty.
	It's your boy Bam Bam's sweat pants... Dude, smell that. That's rotten meat.
	My records can buy beer.
	Proof is in the pudding with that Sacred G
	She's dancin with the cream... I love that there's so many different forms of crazy. There's crazy people that kill people, and then there's crazy people that do this - dance on Melrose with Josh Kalis' DC shoes on.
	Skid row is about to get laced.
	Strippers?
	Thats Big Bob bitch.... awe whats up kid?... why you fucking with Big Bob right now... Big Bob will eat you up..... Look at me!
	They're comin in hot right now. That's a frenzy!
	Why are you humping me mid-afternoon?
	Why do old people need fiber?

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