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Barack Obama's Top Ten Campaign Promises
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Barack Obama Delivers a David Letterman Top 10 List:
| 1. | Three words: Vice President Oprah. |
| 2. | Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear. |
| 3. | I’ll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece. |
| 4. | I won’t let Apple release the new and improved Ipod the day after you bought the previous model. |
| 5. | I’ll rename the tenth month of the year “Barack-tober.” |
| 6. | I’ll put Regis on the nickel. |
| 7. | If you bring a gator to the White House, I’ll wrassle it. |
| 8. | Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin’ good. |
| 9. | I will double your tax money at the craps table. |
| 10. | To keep the budget balanced, I’ll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens. |
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