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Reasons Not to Live in Ohio
IMHO 
Tags: bad locations, ohio, worst states, worst places to live
I'm sure there are plenty of good things about Ohio that make it a great place to live for some people. I really just can't think of any. This is my list of why I think Ohio is a terrible place.
| | Football players are gods. Football is a godly sport. Footballs are sacred objects. And there is no tolerance for straying from this religion. |
| | Everyday language consists of "Where's my keys at?" "My car needs fixed." "I seen a cool movie today." |
| | Most people drive with their eyes closed. |
| | Exploring other cultures consists of visiting Amish country for most people. |
| | The literacy rate is pretty average, but a lot of people read like 6 year olds...or not at all. |
| | "Botswana? Is that a disease?" |
| | People celebrate by burning couches and cars. |
| | "Like, I totally think that like, uh, people who are like, uh, dying and like, uh, hungry and stuff, is like, uh, really bad." |
| | People in Ohio refer to themselves as a poisonous nut. |
| | Ohio's greatest claim to fame is producing 8 presidents...take a gander at THAT political history. |
| | Bellefontaine is pronounced "Bell fountain" and LaRue is pronounced "Lay Roo." I hope French people never visit. |
| | In Ohio, you can experience all four seasons in 25 minutes and on average, central Ohio only has 100 sunny days per year. |
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