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Rules of Life According to "Seinfeld"
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Tags: Seinfeld, rules, life, Jerry, George, Kramer, Elaine, Dry Cleaners, code, top 10, Seinfeld Commandments, Ten Commandments
These are rules to live your life by according to the "Seinfeld" gospel. Consider this, The Seinfeld Commandments:
| | Thou shall NOT double-dip |
| | Thou shall keep greeting cards for a minimum of 2 days |
| | Thou shall NOT urinate in public, unless they suffer from Uromysitisis poisoning |
| | Thou shall eat Snickers bars with a knife and fork |
| | Thou shalt NOT wear a dinner club's jacket home |
| | Thou shall beware of angry golfers/customers who suffered a penalty stroke earlier in the day |
| | Thou shall honor an airport pickup promised; it is a binding social contract |
| | Thou shall NOT fall for a bipartisan Mirror that is situated in a clothing store with the intention of making a customer look better than they actually are, when they are trying on clothes |
| | Thou shall choose wisely when a call-waiting face-off arises |
| | Thou shall NOT scratch outside the nose unless it is plainly visible by all to be a scratch, and not a pick |
| | Thou shall NOT re-gift or de-gift |
| | Thou shall NOT attempt to return a flagged book, one which has been ready while on the toilet |
| | Thou can NOT obtain "grace" |
| | Thou MAY lie when a person feels that they cannot tell the truth to someone else for fear of offending them |
| | Thou shall NOT say that there is anything wrong with homosexuality |
| | Thou shall NOT "open the vault" and blab someone's secret |
| | Thou shall NOT go out of his way to be liked by the other woman in the double-date |
| | Thou shall always spare-a-square |
| | Thou shall NOT stop-short |
| | Thou shall NOT invite herself up to a man's apartment (like Mae West would) to try and find something, in turn giving him false hope that she might be promiscuous |
| | Thou shall NOT "yadda, yadda" sex |
| | Thou shalt NOT wear a customer's clothing (sport jackets and fur coats included) out on the town |
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