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Things I Learned From my Dog
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Tags: dogs, pets, dog tricks, dog behavior
Dogs are geniuses, they've got it all figured out.
| | If you stare at someone long enough, you'll eventually get what you want. |
| | Sad puppy eyes will always get you out of trouble. |
| | Rolling in worms is pure joy. |
| | Anyone within a 3 block radius of your house is the enemy. |
| | Growling quietly nonstop for 10 minutes is the quickest way to have someone tell you to shut up. |
| | People love it when you dance in a circle. |
| | Belly rubs are not just a luxury - they're a necessity. |
| | If it hits the floor, it's yours. |
| | It is essential to master the evil eye...this will make anyone feel extreme guilt for whatever they've done to you. |
| | When the doctor gives you a treat, you better watch out for what he's doing at your back end. |
| | If someone isn't moving fast enough for you, bark incessantly. |
| | Whenever you want attention, just slap someone's hand over and over again. |
| | Sniffing the air is the only reason to wake up when taking a nap outside. |
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heh, very funny and true, like it (:
Comment by: systemb This is the best list ever, great job.
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