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Tim Taylor Proverbs and Life Lesson Mess-Ups
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Tim always messes up his neighbor Wilson's proverbs and life lessons when he tries to repeat them. Here are some funny examples:
| | "Don't juckopose anything in a macroscope in this universe." |
| | Well this ancient Chinese ice-cream salesman, Yung Su, found that frozen frogs and wet insects couldn't talk cuz they were colder'n one another. |
| | Are you saying that a Rambler could hook bumpers with a Ferrari? |
| | If your dream is to work with nuts, you might as well go back to the world of macademia |
| | Its like the Roman guy Apricot said, if you roam around with architects - buy rocks, put 'em in the sand, and you'll understand. |
| | Apparently he listed to an old rotary named Sonoco, who said, life isn't really worth living if you have to pay for electricity while you're in Rome. |
| | Its like Bat Masterson said, "You can't get obsessed the way old people drive through water, if their servants are on fire." |
| | Well this ancient Chinese ice cream salesman, Yung Zu, found that frozen frogs and wet insects couldn't talk cause they were cold to one another. |
| | I'm reminded of what the great astronaut Wally Cleaver said, "You cant expect your son to his home and eat a foot-long gyro with using Prussian dressing." |
| | I came from a family of all boys. We were very clear about our emotional seperations. I hit my brother, he cries... I can't explain it, you have to read the book "Hey Mom, I'm Selfish" |
| | I think I know why you want a baby... You wanna be immortal like me... Long after I'm gone, the boys will still be burping. |
| | It's like this man Hindu Stan... he never competed with his brother Hindu Bob. |
| | Now I know how bad Wilson felt when he took his Mexican radishes and left the zoo. |
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