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Best Quotes From my Dog (if he could talk, that is)  
AMUSING 

Tags: dogs, dog behavior, dog quotes

Anyone with a dog has probably had more than one experience where you know they're just dying to be able to speak. These are some of the things I imagine my dog saying should he ever evolve a little bit more.

	"Shut the hell up and give me a treat."
	"If you come at me with that brush one more time, you're gonna find a nice surprise in your bed tonight."
	"How about YOU do a trick and go cook me a steak."
	"I swear, if one more dog walks by my house, he's going down."
	"I'm not eating that shit."
	"I'm tellin you, you really should try rolling in these worms, it's freakin awesome."
	"OMG, I'm sitting so pretty, give me some cheese!"
	"I don't think you guys understand what I'll do for a piece of cheesecake."
	"I'm bored. Play with me. Come on, throw a toy. I'm really bored. Plaaaaaaay with meeeeeee!!!"
	"Why the hell are you reading a newspaper when it's so much more fun to pet me?"
	"Damn it, pay attention to me!"
	"Your home!! Your home!! I can't believe your home!! Your home!! Your home!! I can't believe your home!!"

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