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Bart Simpson's Blackboard Quotes
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This is a (partial) list of things that Bart Simpson has been seen writing on the chalkboard during the Simpsons. Feel free to add more.

The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.

I will not sell miracle cures.

I will return the seeing-eye dog.

I will not waste chalk.

I will not skateboard in the halls.

I will not instigate revolution.

I will not carve gods.

I will not aim for the head.

I will not barf unless I'm sick

I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.

I will not conduct my own fire drills.

I will not fake seizures.

This punishment is not boring and pointless.

My name is not Dr. Death.

I will not teach others to fly.

I will not eat things for money.

I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.

I did not see Elvis.

I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".

Garlic gum is not funny.

They are laughing at me, not with me.

I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.

I will not encourage others to fly.

I will not fake my way through life.

Tar is not a plaything.

It's potato, not potatoe.

I will not trade pants with others.

I am not a 32 year old woman.

I will not do that thing with my tongue.

I will not drive the principal's car.

I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.

I will not sell school property.

I will not burp in class.

I will not cut corners.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

I will not sell land in Florida.

I will not grease the monkey bars.

I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.

I do not have diplomatic immunity.

I will never win an emmy.

The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.

All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.

I am not deliciously saucy.

Organ transplants are best left to professionals.

There are plenty of businesses like show business.

Spitwads are not free speech.

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