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Top 20 Funny, Yet Close To Reality Quotations
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Listed are the top 20 funny, yet close to reality quotations I've ever read in my life. They contain in themselves some message that will make you laugh and at the same time, think too as you realize how real they are. Funny and punny quotations, aren't they?
| 1. | "Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter" |
| 2. | "Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" |
| 3. | "Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald." |
| 4. | "I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy." |
| 5. | "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket." |
| 6. | "Where there's a WILL, there are five hundred relatives." |
| 7. | "You'll be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap." |
| 8. | "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." |
| 9. | "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." |
| 10. | "You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency." |
| 11. | "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." |
| 12. | "Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake when you make it again." |
| 13. | "Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it." |
| 14. | "The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people." |
| 15. | "When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." |
| 16. | "One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time." |
| 17. | "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." |
| 18. | "The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem." |
| 19. | "We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?" |
| 20. | "I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me." |
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