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25 Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew
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The guys rules that wish women knew
| | 1. Crying is blackmail. |
| | 2. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. |
| | 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. |
| | 4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. |
| | 5. Get rid of your cat. |
| | 6. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. |
| | 7. Anything you wear is fine. Really. |
| | 8. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. |
| | 9. You have too many shoes. |
| | 10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. |
| | 11. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down. |
| | 12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. |
| | 13. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. |
| | 14. "Yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers. |
| | 15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. |
| | 16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. |
| | 17. Sunday = sports. |
| | 18. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap-opera guys. |
| | 19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. |
| | 20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? |
| | 21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. |
| | 22. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done -- not both. |
| | 23. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. |
| | 24. You have enough clothes. |
| | 25. Nothing says "I love you" like sex. |
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