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Top 20 Eric Cartman Quotes (from South Park)
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What is your favorite Cartman quotes of all time?
| 1. | They're Hippies, they don't have any money! |
| 2. | Talking pooh is where I draw the line. |
| 3. | Cripple Fight |
| 4. | The movie has warped my fragile little mind. |
| 5. | God damit |
| 6. | Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. |
| 7. | I am a cop, and you will obey my athorita! |
| 8. | There is only one thing worse than standing at the top of the stairs at three clock in the morning, and that is realizing the wait. |
| 9. | Im not fat..i just got a sweet hockey body |
| 10. | Mr. Jefferson is the best thing that has happen to south park in a long time in if you screw this up, My GOD help me i will rip your balls with my bear hands ,you hear me my bear hands. |
| 11. | Mum!! Mum!! I'm king of the sea people... |
| 12. | Ok, that does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass? It's completely immature! |
| 13. | Respect My Authority! |
| 14. | Screw you guys, I'm goin' home! |
| 15. | They're not people, they're hippies! |
| 16. | Whatever...Ill do what I want |
| 17. | You know the feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass? |
| 18. | I keep tellin them im big boned,hell yeah i want fudge doddles |
| 19. | Im so beef cake i cant fit threw the door |
| 20. | I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie! |
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Cartman is one of my favorite characters on South Park. I say #16 all the time! Great list!
Comment by: cjvaladez This list is AWESOME!!! Funny stuff :) Eric is my favorite:)
Comment by: laciloo81 LOL! Erics so funny!!!TuT
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