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Top Ten Christmas Gifts for a Homeless Man Who Thinks He is Jesus
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Tags: Christmas, Gifts, Homless, Jesus
Some suggestions for purchasing gifts for your favorite homeless Jesus!
| | A Bible (He probably doesn't know how to read, but at least he can look the part) |
| | Beard trimmer (He must look presentable, and a finely trimmed beard will make him look the part) |
| | A robe (Just make sure it isn't white...we all know how filthy these people get...) |
| | A pedestal (He needs to rise above the crowd!) |
| | An iPod (Well...Jesus needs entertainment too!) |
| | Personal palm leaf waving slaves (Hey, even Jesus needs to keep cool) |
| | A few hired listeners (It will give people the illusion that what he is saying is interesting...) |
| | A donkey (Or an ass...whatever you prefer to call it...) |
| | A lawyer (You never know...people will sue over nothing these days) |
| | A Hispanic translator (Well, with all the illegal immigrants around this could come in handy) |
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