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Top 10 Reasons Lodi, CA Sucks!
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Tags: Lodi, California, Top 10, sucks, sarcasm
This is unofficially my hometown (from the age of 11), and here are the reasons it sucks! Yes it's sarcastic, but it's based on truth.
| | There are more banks than people |
| | They think 55,000 people make a "small town" |
| | The high school (Lodi High and Tokay High) student parking lots are littered with mommy and daddy's BMWs and Mercedes |
| | There are more wineries than people (you need the wine to live here) |
| | There is no shopping (unless you count Walmart) |
| | People have surfboards because they're "cool", not because they surf |
| | You're judged on your last name instead of your merits |
| | You can graduate with a 3.9 GPA and still not get any sort of scholarship |
| | If you live in an apartment you aren't worth anything |
| | They have no major restaurants except for a Denny's |
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