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Top 10 LOL Funny New Year's Resolutions
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Here are some funny new year's resolutions we can all actually keep next year:
| | Gain 30 pounds.. This would be much easier and more fun than losing 10. |
| | Insist on taking everything personally. The world revolves around me doesn't it? |
| | Lust in your mind, daily |
| | Always, No not always, Never, yeah never, no not never.. Sometimes okay Occassionally be courteous |
| | Avoid shooting a nail gun up your nose |
| | Put things off, in other words procrastinate more.. Begin sometime next year if possible |
| | Eat,sleep,breath, and void yourself of waste and gases when necessary or fun |
| | Listen to your friends, then ignore their advice |
| | Create more than your fair share of carbon monoxide |
| | Laugh at innapropriate times |
| | After a couple of drinks go ahead and tell that raunchy joke to mixed company, then regret it the next day |
| | Carpe Pizza - Seize the Pizza Take first and last piece of every pizza all year |
| | Not pick up your dog's poop. |
| | Eat McDonalds 3 times a week. |
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