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Top 20 Zen Isms
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Tags: Zen, joke, funny, LOL, top 10
Here are some funny zen-isms:
| | Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. |
| | The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or a leaky tire. |
| | It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. |
| | Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. |
| | Always remember that you're unique.. Just like everyone else. |
| | Never test the depth of the water with both feet. |
| | If you think nobody cares if you 're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. |
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| | Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. |
| | If at first you don't succeed...... skydiving is not for you. |
| | Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink all day. |
| | If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. |
| | Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield. |
| | Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.. |
| | The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. |
| | A closed mouth gathers no foot. |
| | Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. |
| | There are two theories to arguing with a woman - Neither one works. |
| | Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. |
| | Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. |
| | Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative |
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