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Top 20 Stupid Quotes from Dumb Blondes
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Here are some laughable quotes from some seriously stupid blondes:
| 1. | Paris Hilton talking to press about the US chain store: "Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?" |
| 2. | Jessica Simpson on NewleyWeds: “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.' |
| 3. | Alicia Silverstone on her role in Clueless: "I think that the film was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." |
| 4. | Chantelle Houghton when Big Brother said she had changed since becoming a celebrity: “I've changed? What do you mean... I've changed my clothes?" |
| 5. | Jodie Marsh in a recent interview: "Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops." |
| 6. | Paris Hilton on her technique on the red carpet: "I don't really think, I just walk." |
| 7. | Jessica Simpson on her first day at high school: "A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!" |
| 8. | Goldie Horn on her favourite types of films: "Comedy is funny". |
| 9. | Sam Fox on fitness clothes: "I’ve got 10 pairs of training shoes - one for every day of the week." |
| 10. | Britney Spears on her taste in clothes: "So many people have asked me how I could possibly be a role model and dress like a tramp and get implants... all I have to say is that self-esteem is how you look at yourself and I feel good enough about myself so wear that kind of clothing... the breast implant issue has nothing to do with that..." |
| 11. | BB's Helen Adam’s on education: "The worst thing is when the press call me a dizzy blonde - I got a B in Drama, a D in English, I did a hairdressing course and a beauty certificate." |
| 12. | Lady Victoria Hervey on the homeless: "It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day." |
| 13. | Britney on Japan "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." |
| 14. | Jessica Simpson when offered buffalo wings: "Sorry I don't eat buffalo." |
| 15. | Paris Hilton on her fame: "There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon." |
| 16. | Chantelle Houghton on George Galloway: "He looks at us like we're stupid, scatty, uneducated girls. He's a right chauvinistic pig, whatever that means!" |
| 17. | Cameron Diaz on science: "I've been noticing gravity since I was very young." |
| 18. | Britney Spears on where she might start her theatre career: "I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England.” |
| 19. | BB's Helen Adams on magic man Paul Daniels: "Yeah, you know Jack Daniels... he does all the magic stuff!" |
| 20. | Christina Aguilera on film festivals: "So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?" |
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