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Top 10 Things Every Mother Must Buy Before She Dies
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The top ten things every mother just has to buy before she dies.
| | The first thing would be an all day spa session, we're talking the works here. You deserve it!!! It took 18 years to get those kids out of your hair and you need some pampering. |
| | Next on the list is buying all that exercise equipment you always wanted but could never afford (and had no where to put it either). Now with the ankle biters grown up you have a spare room for the exercise equipment you always wanted and will never use! |
| | Go out and buy your favorite color paint. I don't care how ugly it is for the walls (even if it's hot pink)and paint your new exercise room in that color. Tell your hubby he has the garage so you get this room. |
| | Get rid of the station wagon or minivan and buy that cherry red convertible miata you always wanted. You don't have to worry about taking the kids to their soccer games any more! |
| | Buy those sexy black high heels you always wanted by Vera Wang. Wear them around the house just so you know you look good!!! |
| | Go out and get yourself a super cool iphone. You probably won't know how to use it, but at least your kids can't "borrow" it! |
| | Go to your local department store and get a makeover. Then buy all the best and most expensive makeup they have. You need to look your best in your new convertible with your Vera shoes. |
| | Go to the hairdresser and chop off those locks. Get the shortest, sexiest and most Victoria Beckham look to go with all your other great new stylish things! |
| | Now that you are the height of fashion, throw out all of your sweats and t-shirts and replace your whole wardrobe with hip new clothes to go with your stylish haircut and fabulous new car. |
| | Finally don't forget to buy yourself life insurance so your kids can pay back all the debt you left behind!!!! |
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