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10 Things a Redneck Must Own Before They Die
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Tags: Redneck, country
Every redneck must purchase or aquire at least one of the following items before they die. This is the true calling of a redneck.
| 1. | 2 dogs (Lynyrd & Skynyrd) |
| 2. | Cowboy hat (large) |
| 3. | Rebel flag on vehicle (at least 3 times) |
| 4. | Hat with a Copenhagen lid mashed onto the brim |
| 5. | A vehicle that fully functions no more than 20 times per year |
| 6. | Shin-high cowboy boots |
| 7. | Oversized belt buckle (with a bull, horse, etc.) |
| 8. | A RealTree cammo outfit (top and bottoms) |
| 9. | 3-4 38-inch mud-boggin' tires (1 can be missing due to an angry neighbor) |
| 10. | Hank Williams Jr. Collectors Edition 3-Pack CD |
Lister:
PFC FLYNN 09
Source:
R. FLYNN
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