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"Bucket List" of Things a Chronic Illness Sufferer Deserves to Buy Before They Die
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Tags: chronic illness, pain, bucket list, shopping
10 things a chronic illness surfferer deserves to buy themselves before they die, oh if only I had the money to buy.....
| | A pet - If you can care for it and keep it alive you will have one person in the world you accepts you for who you are loves you unconditionally, even if you spend most of your time doing nothing. |
| | The complete set of Saw horror movies - trust me, after you watch these people go through their pain you'll be more willing to live through yours. |
| | Cable TV - At four am when you need a distraction it's nice to have more options then news and religion. |
| | Business Suit - Sure you'll never have a job, but it'll make you feel important when you walk around in it and remind yourself that there is more to intelligence than degrees and a fat pay check. |
| | A poster of the "Spoon Theory" from ButYouDontLookSick.com - scotch tape it to yourself so people can 'get it' when you have to say refuse going out to party. |
| | A years supply of your pain killer of choice - Murphy's Law says you are going to run out at three am when you've been in severe pain for hours and there's no way you can drag yourself to the drugstore for a replacement. So for me nothing gives me a greater thrill then finding I have an extra hot water bottle lying around when I need to lie around. |
| | A stethoscope - Maybe if you wear this around your neck everyone else won't try to diagnose and treat you as if they were a doctor, and while you're at it buy one in every color, that way you'll always match. |
| | Chic pajamas and fluffy socks - If you have to lounge around all day you might as well do it in style. Your mail man will be impressed. |
| | A day at the spa - Because despite what we've come to believe there's more to pampering than your housemate rub Ben Gay on you. |
| | ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT - because you deserve it. |
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