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Favorite One Liners from Movies
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Tags: movie, quotes, humor, comedy
Some of my favorite one liners from various movies
| | The eyes are the nipples of the face. (Shelley, The House Bunny) |
| | Your mother should've swallowed you, Rando! (Mac, Super Troopers) |
| | Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah. (Jill, Knocked Up) |
| | You don't throw a lemon at me in front of a lesbian! (Skip, Eulogy) |
| | Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? (Cocaine Addict, Half Baked) |
| | Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. (Ricky, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby) |
| | True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... (Mitch, Old School) |
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