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Husbands, Philosophers, Comedians Quotes about Marriage and Wives
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Tags: marriage, wife, wives, husband, Freud, Dumas, Nash, Dangerfield
A friend emailed me this list. I particularly like the the quote from Ogden Nash
| 1. | When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry |
| 2. | After marriage, hu sband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi |
| 3. | By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates |
| 4. | Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas |
| 5. | The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud |
| 6. | I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous |
| 7. | "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman |
| 8. | "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison |
| 9. | There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. Patrick Murray |
| 10. | Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it. 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash |
| 11. | The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous |
| 12. | You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman |
| 13. | My wife and I were happy for twenty years... Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield |
| 14. | A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle |
| 15. | Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous |
| 16. | A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous |
| 17. | First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." |
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