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Top 10 Ways to Get Away With Cheating in the Digital Age
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Consider this the "The Ten Commandments for Cheaters." Here are ten ways to get away with cheating today:
| 1. | Cheaters SHOULD NOT lie - just hide the truth |
| 2. | Like gentlemen, cheaters NEVER sleep and tell - especially on your Facebook status or Twitter updates |
| 3. | Cheaters SHOULD NOT bed thy neighbor, or anyone else within range of your unsecured personal WiFi network |
| 4. | Cheaters CANNOT go back for seconds - seconds lead to thirds, thirds lead to committed "is in a relationship with..." profile updates |
| 5. | Cheaters CANNOT post or be tagged in pictures documenting their secret relationships on Facebook, Flickr or Picasa |
| 6. | Cheaters MUST NOT tweet about what bar, movie or restaurant they are secretly meeting at - you never know who's "following" you |
| 7. | Cheaters HAVE TO be prepared for every inquiry about a previous night's events - and it unfortunately the inquisition may not come via text or wall post so be you must be quick on your feet |
| 8. | Cheaters SHOULD ALWAYS clear their cell phone of texts, emails and calls - especially "sexting" or nudy MMS |
| 9. | Cheaters MUST AVOID storing a secret's name, address and/or contact info on computers, GPS, and cell phones - remember, an "unknown" booty call is still a booty call |
| 10. | Cheaters CAN NOT let their secret other fall in love with them - its just as easy for this new "love" to re-tweet you, Facebook-stalk you, and ping you for your location on Loopt |
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