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Signs You're Not All That Green
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Tags: green, enviroment, funny
This is a look at things from those who consider themselves "ungreen" or are just plain stupid!
| 1. | You burn tires to create shade for the backyard. |
| 2. | Two words: styrofoam coffin. |
| 3. | The hot Orion slave girl who makes out with Captain Kirk is the only thing that comes to mind when you hear "green piece." |
| 4. | You one-upped your neighbor's Ferrari by buying an RV with a built-in parking garage. |
| 5. | Your new hybrid runs on whale oil. |
| 6. | Your idea for biodegradable condoms seemed like a winner -- nine months ago. |
| 7. | Your lightbulbs are gasoline-powered. |
| 8. | Instead of a nice and sensible five items, your humor lists often contain a bandwidth-clogging 17 items. |
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